V. SOLLOGUB "TROUBLE FROM A TENDER HEART" OR "WHAT THE HELL GUESSED TO SET UP IN THIS HOUSE"
Vladimir Sollogub's brilliant vaudeville has been on stage for more than 150 years and is of interest to both inexperienced and adult viewers. Count Vladimir Alexandrovich Sollogub (1814-1882) is a well-known Russian writer, author of "secular" stories, essays, memoirs about Pushkin, Lermontov, Gogol and VAUDEVILEIES. This genre was the most beloved in Russia in the first half of the 19th century, and Trouble from a Gentle Heart is the most famous, first staged in 1850. The author is a brilliant connoisseur of the laws of this genre. In the end, virtue and justice always win.
VLADIMIR SOLLOGUB "TROUBLE FROM A TENDER HEART". VAUDEVILLE.
Daria Semyonovna Boyarkina.
Masha, her daughter.
Nastasya Pavlovna, her niece.
Agrafena Grigorievna Kubyrkina.
Katerina Ivanovna, her daughter.
Vasily Petrovich Zolotnikov, farmer.
Alexander Vasilievich, his son.
EVENT 1
DARIA SEMENOVNA Ah, my God! Still no pink dress. Well
is it? The dress is ordered for this evening, and you will receive it tomorrow morning"
Here everything is so, everything is so. Such an annoyance: I would just beat someone! Nastya!
Nastya! Nastenka!
NASTYA I'm here, auntie.
DARIA SEMENOVNA. Well, thank God! Where have you been, mother? It's all in my head
nonsense, but there is nothing to think about the aunt; did you send to marchande
de modes?
NASTYA Sent, aunt.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Well, what about Masha's dress?
NASTYA Done, auntie
DARIA SEMENOVNA So why don't they carry it?
NASTYA Yes, auntie
DARIA SEMENOVNA Well, what are you grumbling about?
NASTYA(quietly) Without money, aunt, they don’t give; they say a lot
must.
DARIA SEMENOVNA What do you want to be rude to me, mother, or what? Here
gratitude: I took a round orphan home to her, I feed, clothe, and she
he still talks to me. No, my dear, I will not let you forget. What?
They brought crackers, huh? .. They are twirling ice cream "Huh?
are you standing still? You see, Mashenka has not yet combed her hair; give me
hairpins.
MASHA Here I would put rings on my forehead "like this" Mom, how do you like it
anything, but they won’t bring a dress - I won’t go out for anything; stay in my
room, I'll say sick. As you please.
DARIA SEMENOVNA What you? What you? She gone crazy! For you I make the evening, and
you will not be; would you like me to dance instead of you? We will have the most
first zheni" that is, gentlemen.
MASHA Yes! That's exactly how they'll go.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And why, mother, won't they go?
MASHA What are they doing here? After all, the ball is now better than yours;
I told you to postpone, but you want everything in your own way.
DARIA SEMENOVNA It's time for you to get married, Mashenka, otherwise with these evenings
my strength is lacking. Look, Prince Kurdyukov will be here today, try to
like it.
NASTYA Oh, aunty, he's an old man!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Nobody asks you. Well, what an old man, money at
him young.
Servant enters with a letter
Who is this from? "well" (with annoyance) Excellent, incomparable" Prince Kurdyukov
sorry, it can't be.
MASHA Well, what did I say!
DARIA SEMENOVNA And what, Mashenka, should I send for a pink dress? After all
there will be no prince.
MASHA send, of course, "What do you think? That I, because of your
I will go without a dress to an old man, or what?
DARIA SEMENOVNA Oh, Mashenka, at least you would be ashamed of people.
MASHA Yes, he is French, he does not understand.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Well, then I'll go for the money, I'll send for the dress.
MASHA It would be high time .. well, well, "go on.
DARIA SEMENOVNA So she raised a bride for herself - ruin and nothing more!
(Exits.)
EVENT 2.
MASHA(to the hairdresser) Here's another "so"! Nastya "Nastya" what are you talking about
think?
NASTYA So, about nothing, something sad"
MASHA What nonsense! Look, this hairstyle has stuck to me?
NASTYA Has stuck.
MASHA Very stuck?
NASTYA Highly.
MASHA Right" Well, what are you going to wear?
NASTYA Yes, I'll stay like that, why should I dress up "no one will notice me.
MASHA You could at least tie a ribbon into your hair "There are a lot of old ones in my closet
tapes.
NASTYA No, why?
MASHA As you want.
ZOLOTNIKOV(behind the scenes) Is Darya Semenovna at home?
MASHA Oh, what a shame, man! (the hairdresser runs after her).
Phenomenon 3.
ZOLOTNIKOV Sorry" I scared someone here. (aside) Ah, this one
daughter. (Aloud) And the mistress is not at home, you see?
NASTYA No, sir, at home; I'll go tell her.
ZOLOTNIKOV Don't, don't worry; I just need you.
NASTYA Me?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes; let me just take a good look at you.
Turn around a little, like this "incomparably" better than you and could not wish.
NASTYA Yes, I don't know you at all.
ZOLOTNIKOV Get to know me soon. What year are you?
NASTYA eighteen
ZOLOTNIKOV Excellent. Tell me, do you have suitors?
NASTYA No with.
ZOLOTNIKOV What are they, fools, do not look! Are you thinking about marriage?
NASTYA Sorry, I don't have time.
ZOLOTNIKOV No, you are not angry. I am Zolotnikov, the farmer. Heard
may be? A wealthy man, so my speech is a little harsh. BUT,
however, I take an active part in you; believe me, for you on purpose
came from Kazan to propose to you.
NASTYA You?
ZOLOTNIKOV Don't think that I'm talking about myself. First, me
fifty years; secondly, my physiognomy is far from attractive; thirdly, at
my wife is in Tambov. No, sir, I want to marry my son, and precisely, if
tell the whole truth, I would very much like to marry him to you. Of course
if you love each other. You don't love anyone, do you? Tell the truth"
NASTYA Nobody, sir.
ZOLOTNIKOV Well, don't like it. I will introduce my son to you. He is a kind little one.
The heart is only tender. Just give me your word that you won't be away from mine
suggestions.
NASTYA Listen, the word is not a joke: having given the word, you must keep it, and I
I don't know your son.
ZOLOTNIKOV So what? He's waiting here in the living room.
EVENT 4.
ZOLOTNIKOV E "yes" in any way here is the hostess! Ege-ge-ge, how it has changed!
Waist was in a glass, and now, thank you Lord "Daria Semyonovna,
do you recognize me?
DARIA SEMENOVNA(looking) Guilty, sir.
ZOLOTNIKOV Remember well.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Let me" No, I can't.
ZOLOTNIKOV Thank you, Daria Semyonovna. Let me ask you, do you play?
are you still on the piano?
DARIA SEMENOVNA And, father, where should I go?
ZOLOTNIKOV And remember, in the nineteenth year in Kazan "
DARIA SEMENOVNA My God, Vasily Petrovich!
ZOLOTNIKOV Az is sinful. Here is the time. Became a different person.
(points to the vest) There was nothing here - it appeared. (points to head)
There was a lot - almost nothing left. Darya Semyonovna did not recognize!
DARIA SEMENOVNA So God brought me to meet. Am I so old to you, father
I seem like you to me? Yes, I heard you got rich terribly.
ZOLOTNIKOV From grief, Darya Semyonovna. How you denied me, remember I
entered into business, into trading, to his misfortune, got rich and out of desperation and got married.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Out of persistence, right; and what are the fates here?
ZOLOTNIKOV There are things to do, but he brought his son.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you have many children?
ZOLOTNIKOV One son in all.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Married?
ZOLOTNIKOV No, still single.
DARIA SEMENOVNA I beg you to sit down. Nastenka, look, they are lit
Are there candles in the living room. Sit down please; what the hell were we talking about?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, about the son; I want to marry him.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Oh, be careful, Vasily Petrovich! In Petersburg
the girls are all good looking; and how they get married, it is immediately clear that upbringing
not that, not at all. I have a daughter, so I can boast.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I spoke to her now.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And no! You spoke to my niece, an orphan,
which I keep out of mercy. I am a mother, Vasily Petrovich, ... but I will tell you that
my daughter was brought up like this, so prepared"
MASHA(backstage) Mommy!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What, my light?
MASHA They brought the dress.
DARIA SEMENOVN And now, my friend; and such an innocent baby will shame.
ZOLOTNIKOV This is what I need. Sasha is my kind little one, only in
his head is still windy; told him he had two million"
DARIA SEMENOVNA Two million?
ZOLOTNIKOV Two million. So believe me, his heart is so tender,
as soon as he sees a skirt, he will melt; every day, then in love; what will you become
do! Well, for a prank it would be nothing, but in the summer, in Tambov, he decided to marry
on some intrigue. Fortunately, the hussar turned up, otherwise I would have been with him forever
cried. I see things badly: my son is with me to St. Petersburg, and to you, Daria
Semyonovna, I know from old memory that you will not refuse good advice; and you,
I heard daughter. Who knows? Maybe our children will meet, fall in love"
If not we, then our children, Darya Semyonovna, isn't it?
DARIA SEMENOVNA What an old thing to remember!
ZOLOTNIKOV He won't come back, really. Well, let's love the children"
Let me kiss your hand.
DARIA SEMENOVNA With pleasure.
ZOLOTNIKO And the hand has grown old; do you sniff tobacco?
DARIA SEMENOVNA For the eyes, Vasily Petrovich.
MASHA Mother, come here; how insufferable you are!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Now, now, my angel "I'll bring her to you now" Don't
be too strict.
PHENOMENON 5.
ZOLOTNIKOV Lord, what a change! I did not recognize "here's a lesson for you,
Vasily Petrovich "Thirty years remembered her with pleasure" imagined
her former beauty. And that's what made me want to come here!
Ah, the right is worse than a slap in the face,
How not to see each other for thirty years,
You will find an old woman in the ruins
Love is an enthusiastic subject.
Oh! Dasha! In previous years
We met with you not like that;
(With a sigh) Then you smelled the flowers,
Now - you sniff tobacco!
EVENT 6.
ALEXANDER(throws himself around his father's neck) Father, hug me. I agree"
be your way "I'm not marrying her" I like her, I like her very much. I
satisfied, I'm glad, I'm happy, prosperous" Father, hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Wait!
ALEXANDER No, hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, listen!
ALEXANDER No, hug me: like this again. It's over, it's decided, I
I will do your will: I will marry her, and precisely with her, not with anyone else, but with
her! Here's an idea, here's the father" Hug me again.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, listen!
ALEXANDER Eyes, waist, hair "what kind of character" can now be seen. Father,
bless!
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, get off, please" We made a mistake, it's not her.
ALEXANDER How is she not? She, she, she! I don't want her to be not her!
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I myself was mistaken: you think that I said there in the living room with
daughter"
ALEXANDER Well, yes.
ZOLOTNIKOV That's the thing, she's not a daughter.
ALEXANDER Why not a daughter? She was not born without a father and without a mother? ..
Is she someone's daughter?
ZOLOTNIKOV She is a niece.
ALEXANDER Does not matter.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, they tell you that she is a niece.
ALEXAND R Yes, even if she was an uncle, I still marry her! yours
there was a will" the will of the father is the law.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I read you another.
ALEXANDER No, the father's will is the law!.. I don't want another.
ZOLOTNIKOV Don't make noise, they're coming here.
ALEXANDER So let them go, "tell them not to go.
ZOLOTNIKOV Just take a look.
ALEXANDER And I don't want to look.
EVENT 7.
DARIA SEMENOVN And here's my Masha, Vassily Petrovich; please love
to complain. (in ear) Hold on tight! (loudly) She's shy. (on the
ear) Yes, sit down well. (out loud) Excuse her, Vasily Petrovich:
she is not a secular girl, she is all for needlework and books.
MASHA (in her mother's ear) Stop it, mama!
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, I tell her: "What are you, Masha, in your summer eyes
spoil, "in your summer you have to look for pleasure, have fun," and she told me
says: "No, mother, I do not want your worldly pleasures, what is in them"
Women's business is not to dance and not to flirt, but to be a good wife, gentle
mother."
MASHA Mommy, I'm leaving
DARIA SEMENOVNA Believe me, I gave her the whole household in her hands -
let him get used to it, but in his free time he plays music, draws "wherever
you have this head that you came without a teacher, you know, this
Apollo Velbedersky?
MASHA(out loud) Ripped off. (in his ear) Mommy, I'm tired of you!
ZOLOTNIKOV And here, madam, and my son. (to his son) Bow down!
ALEXANDER I do not want.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Very nice to meet you: it's your first visit
to us in St. Petersburg?
ALEXANDER Yes!
DARIA SEMENOVNA How long are you thinking of staying here?
ALEXANDER No.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Why is this so?
ALEXAND R So.
MASHA Ah, mother, your questions are not very modest: maybe they
unpleasant.
DARIA SEMENOVNA But where can I be able to speak with the young? That's your business
engage young people. Let's go, Vasily Petrovich; how many years
seen each other, there is something to talk about "(in ear) Let them get to know each other; without us
will be more free.
ZOLOTNIKOV Of course.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And you, darling, manage here without me; it's time
get used to: today a girl, and tomorrow you yourself, maybe you will live in a house committee.
Everything is in the will of the Lord.
(kisses her forehead and speaks into her ear) Don't forget! Two million! (Aloud)
Let's go, Vasily Petrovich.
phenomenon 8
.
MASHA(aside) He seems to be unpolished at all. Ah, what a pity!
ALEXANDER(aside) Well, how can it be compared with that one! That eye
waist, hair" However, this decent one is so-so.
MASHA Do you want to sit down?
ALEXANDER No, why!
Silence
MASHA How do you like our Petersburg?
ALEXANDER(absent) What-o-s?
MASHA Petersburg do you like?
ALEXANDER Petersburg, right? Famous city!
MASHA When did you arrive?
ALEXANDER On the very day of magnetic lighting, deigned, of course,
hear?
MASHA Yes, I heard it, but I didn't see it."
Silence
Have you been to the Passage yet?
ALEXANDER How, just now, he ate hearth pies downstairs.
MASHA You like?
ALEXANDER Pies, right?
MASHA No" Passage.
ALEXANDER pleasant walk.
MASHA Why don't you sit down?
ALEXANDER Do not worry! (aside) Eyes, what eyes! Where is
I had eyes that I didn't notice her eyes!
MASHA We have a glorious opera this year.
ALEXAND R They say.
MASHA Are you a musician yourself?
ALEXANDER How, sir! I play a little.
MASHA On pianos?
ALEXAND R Mostly on the French horn.
MASHA BUT!
ALEXANDER What about you? (softening up)
MASHA I drink a little.
ALEXANDER Really? It is so pleasant! (aside) I don't know why she
I didn't like it the first time. She is very, very sweet "And what a manner
beautiful. (To her) I really don't know if I dare to ask you.
MASHA How?
ALEXANDER I say "I don't know if I dare to ask you..
MASHA What?
ALEXAND R I don't know if I dare to ask the first time, "Encourage,
please.
MASHA(coquettishly) Why? What do you want?
ALEXANDER Dare I ask "for example" (aside) Yes, it's lovely, eh
not a girl" (to her) Be happy, please let me hear it.
MASHA Yes, we are waiting for guests.
ALEXANDER Have time.
MASHA I'm really out of my voice.
ALEXANDER Try it.
MASHA(flirty) Only for you" (going to the piano)
ALEXAND R (aside) For you, for me "She said for you" I told her
liked the "Yes, it's not a girl" charm!
MASHA Only you accompany, please; I have a new romance here.
ALEXANDER With pleasure (sits down at the piano)
MASHA
Tell me what's in the shade of the branches
When nature rests
The spring nightingale sings
And what does he express in song?
What secretly excites everyone's blood?
Say, say what's the word
Familiar to everyone and forever new?
Love!
Tell me what's in private
In thought, the girl wonders?
What a secret thrill in a dream
Does she promise fear and joy?
Call that disease strange,
In which there is eternal joy.
What can she expect? What does she need?
Love!
When from life longing
You, weary, languish
And, contrary to evil sadness,
At least you invoke the ghost of happiness"
What delights your breast?
Are not those unearthly sounds,
When you first heard -
I love?!
ALEXANDER(jumps up from his chair and runs to Masha) Oh, what a voice! What
for the vote! What feeling! What a soul! You drove me crazy; I" I'm delighted
I'm going crazy now if you don't let me hope.
MASHA How to hope?
ALEXANDER Don't you know anything?
MASHA No.
ALEXANDER you don't know that your old woman was in love sometime before
in my old man?
MASHA How about mommy too? That's what I wouldn't have thought. Yes, she doesn't tell me
talked about it.
ALEXANDER Yes, they never talk about it. Here, father, I invented
so that I would be on you "or you are for me. It's all the same" only it depends on you.
Well, in love, in love, totally in love. Well, how do you disagree, I
I will be the most miserable mortal.
MASHA So say it.
ALEXANDER Father wishes my happiness; he only thinks about me
happiness; Yes, and I wish myself happiness - who does not wish himself happiness! Only you,
maybe you don't want my happiness?
MASHA Forgive me" why?
ALEXANDER How? Do you want my happiness?.. Really?
MASHA Of course.
ALEXANDER So can I hope?
MASHA I depend on my mother.
ALEXANDER It's not about mommy, it's about mommy; you tell me about yourself
say "can i like you?
MASHA(cheeky) Why not?
ALEXANDER Marya "how about the father?
MASHA Petrovna.
ALEXANDER Masha! I happiest person in the world, I will become you
love, love, love like no one has ever loved before, and never will!
MASHA Yes, wait.
ALEXANDER Why wait, wait? This is hypocrisy; I do not want to wait; I
love you, we love each other, we will be happy; we will have children;
make of me what you will; order, dispose, only allow
prove my love to you.
MASHA You are truly a strange person. However, listen, today we have
dance night.
ALEXANDER Do you want to dance with me? Don't ask as much as I can.
MASHA All the same, only, you see, I don't have a bouquet.
ALEXANDER So what? What do you want a bouquet for?
MASHA It's in fashion: to have a bouquet in your hands" Don't you understand?
ALEXANDER No.
MASHA Well, I'll tell you: go for a bouquet, only from fresh flowers.
ALEXANDER Yes, where will I go?
MASHA Wherever you want: it's up to you. And I need to receive guests"
goodbye (holds out hand)
ALEXANDER(kissing her hand) What a pen!
What pens, just amazing!
I would be ready to kiss the century.
MASHA
Well, go ahead, while
Bring me flowers.
ALEXANDER
What kind of weirdness
What is the use for you in a bouquet!
Why do you need other people's flowers,
You are the best flower!
EVENT 9.
ZOLOTNIKOV Where are you crazy?
ALEXANDER Father, I congratulate you with a bouquet!.. Hug me! I will fulfill
your order "Your desire is the law for me! Yes! I will marry her" I
happy .. I'm all reborn "From fresh flowers.
ZOLOTNIKOV So what happened?
ALEXANDER How what happened? I'm in love at your command. Will
paternal - the law! Yes! It's up to you, I'll marry when you want, even today"
Parent, bless.
ZOLOTNIKOV Let me explain first.
ALEXANDER No, hug, hug like a parent .. That's it! It's over! I
marry her!
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, who is on it?
ALEXANDER On her!
ZOLOTNIKOV On your niece?
ALEXANDER On the daughter.
ZOLOTNIKOV On Nastenka?
ALEXANDER On Mashenka, on my Mashenka, on Marya Petrovna. For all
she is Marya Petrovna, but for me Mashenka!
ZOLOTNIKOV But how did you tell me that you were in love with another, with the first?
ALEXANDER In the first? .. no! It seemed to me so; however, she
very, very, very nice girl. Only this you yourself, my father, to me
appointed, and besides, she sings "so she sings! Father, have you heard Grisi?
ZOLOTNIKOV No, I didn't.
ALEXANDER And I have not heard, so that's how he sings. Well, let's go!
ZOLOTNIKOV How are we going?
ALEXANDER Yes, we are going for bouquets, for sweets .. She wants this, she
ordered; well, take your hat - let's go!
ZOLOTNIKO Yes, go alone.
ALEXANDER No, I’m going alone: I won’t find anything; back now.
ZOLOTNIKOV Please explain at least.
ALEXANDER Dear, I'll explain everything. Don't forget that fate depends on it
of my life. Well, let's go.
PHENOMENON 10.
KUBYRKINA This is your pad, mother, of course.
KATIA Boudoir, mother
KUBYRKINA Well, it doesn't matter, General's wife Akhlebova has exactly the same one;
Tell me how everyone lives in St. Petersburg!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Haven't been here for a long time?
KUBYRKINA Fifteen years; joke to say! I just have to admit
expensive for you.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, not cheap.
KUBYRKIN And Pardon me, why don’t you take on "beef loin 34 kopecks!
Have you heard of it! Believer, she rented an apartment like we have in Tambov
the lawyer would not want to live "What do not start, such a fumble"
KATIA Damn, mama.
KUBYRKINA Does not matter.
MASHA(to Katya) Is your dress sewn at home or in a store?
KATIA Of course, in the store.
MASHA(aside) Lied; now you can see that at home. (To her) And where is the cape
took?
KATIA In the passage.
MASHA Very cute.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you, Agrafena Grigoryevna, play cards?
KUBYRKINA Passionate hunter, mother, but not out of interest, but like that,
by small.
DARIA SEMENOVNA How much do you travel now? The balls have begun"
KUBYRKINA Unfortunately, my Katenka fell ill; it's good that nature
strong, recovered soon, otherwise the doctor was afraid that a recitative would be made.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Relapse, mother.
KUBYRKINA And, mother, relapse, recitative - all the same. Where is your
room, Marya Petrovna?
MASHA Here, on this side.
KUBYRKINA Ah, let me inquire.
MASHA Please.
KUBYRKINA Let's go, Katenka.
KATIA I'll come now, mother; I'll just fix the curls.
EVENT 11.
KATIA(alone in front of a mirror) How mannered this Mashenka is! What is she from
nose up? That's the importance of what lives in St. Petersburg. Am I worse than her? Well,
what? .. just nothing, just nothing worse.
I myself am seventeen years old,
And ask anyone
There is no better place in Petersburg
Kati from Tambov!
Against the ladies of others
I'm no worse!
I will become no less than them,
Narrower at the waist
Thick hair in a braid,
And besides, since childhood I
Learned all the secrets
female coquetry;
I know, loving pranks,
How to lie with your heart
How probably yourself
Make love
And my eyes and gaze
Forever playing tricks:
They will give you a smile
Then they will infuriate with ridicule.
I myself am seventeen years old,
And ask anyone
There is no better place in Petersburg
Kati from Tambov!
PHENOMENON 12.
ALEXANDER Here is the bouquet "I got it forcibly .. Here's another (drops everything) God you R
my! Who do I see? Katerina Ivanovna!
KATIA Alexander Vasilyevich! Oh! (faints into a chair)
ALEXANDER She's sick" she's sick! I scared "This is for me" Help!
Help!
KATIA Don't scream!
ALEXANDER woke up Katerina Ivanovna woke up!
Katya faints again
Fu, again a seizure; she will suffocate in a corset like that .. Are there any scissors
cut the lacing "Oh, by the way .. (takes hastily from the dressing table
scissors)
KATIA(jumping up) Stay away! Do not touch! What do you need? Why do you
here? It's not enough for you that you deceived me, that after all your promises,
assurances, you abandoned me, an orphan? Go, don't show your face to me!
ALEXANDER Here are those on! How am I still to blame?
KATIA He asks "is he guilty?" Yes, you are a monster, not a man! You
Don Juan shameless!
ALEXANDER What is Don Juan?
KATIA None of your business! Answer "explain your act. I really don't
I know how I'm talking to you. Well, please tell me "Do you live with us in
village "You pretend to be in love, look for my hand, and when I, how
inexperienced, defenseless girl began to feel inclined towards you"
ALEXANDER Please don't look at me like that"
KATIA When I agreed to your offer, I entrust my fate to you,
you suddenly leave without saying a word, without saying goodbye, without even getting drunk
tea "like a thief for sure" (crying) Oh, I'm unhappy! What did I do?
ALEXANDER No, please, "No, please," Look at me
KATIA Please"
ALEXANDER(aside) Fu you, the abyss "Prettier again" (To her) What,
I mean, I wanted to ask? Yes, let me ask you what you wanted from me
do?
KATIA Like what "I thought that you would be my husband. Well, is it okay? Well
tell me after that, who do you look like?
ALEXANDER I look like a mother, "but that's not the point. What kind of husband did you want
me to do?
KATIA What husband? Ordinary.
ALEXANDER Yes, how ordinary?
I would really like to know
Which husbands
A week after the wedding
Would hit, sinner, am I with you?
All in half for wives with husbands,
How will the Lord bless them?
But what about the husband, tell yourself
Hussar will share with you?
KATIA What hussar?
ALEXANDER What? Don't know which hussar? But that hussar-repairer,
who visited you in the village!
KATIA Yes, he is my brother.
ALEXANDER What brother?
KATIA Second cousin.
ALEXANDER I know these brothers! Thank you for such a brotherhood; servant
obedient!
KATIA you forget"
ALEXANDER No, on the contrary, I remember very well "Don't pretend - I'm all
I know.
KATIA What do you know?
ALEXANDER I know that he wrote letters to you.
KATIA Not true!
ALEXANDER that's great! I read it myself, and what kind of letters are these "" Angel
my, Katenka! "My angel" where do they study, hussars, to write such letters?
KATIA So you're angry about it?
ALEXANDER Little, right? What else would you like?
Katya laughs.
Well, what are you laughing at?
KATIA sorry, you're so funny!
ALEXANDER Who am I funny? No, I'm not funny, I'm offended" Can you
explain why you received hussar letters?
KATIA There is nothing easier.
ALEXANDER Well, try and explain!
KATYA I don't want to.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna, please explain.
KATIA You are not worth it.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna! I beg you, explain" do not be cruel.
KATIA Well, then listen; Do you remember Katenka Rybnikova?
ALEXANDER what was your guest? Please, she is Avdotya.
KATIA This is the older sister, and that other; these letters to her, I only
betrayed. He even wanted to marry her.
ALEXANDER How, really? Ah, Katerina Ivanovna! I'm a fool, a villain
wicked, slanderer! Torment me, beat me! Guilty without guilt! And why
These hussars climbed into my head? Forgive me, Katerina Ivanovna!
KATIA No, it's too late now.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna, are you innocent?
KATIA Well, of course! And yet, as you wish.
ALEXAND R (kneeling down) Katerina Ivanovna, be generous,
don't make me die of grief.
KATIA(crying) No! I'm a poor girl, I love hussars" Me every
can offend "I am destined to be unhappy forever - love forever yes
suffer alone.
ALEXANDER(on her knees) Katerina Ivanovna, forgive me.
KATIA Will you be jealous anymore?
ALEXAND R Never, Katerina Ivanovna "only"
PHENOMENON 13.
ZOLOTNIKOV(at the door) Bah! What news is this!
Katya runs away
ALEXANDER Father, this is she, Katerina Ivanovna, Katya Tambovskaya! I
the monster of the human race hussars wrote letters to Rybnikova, wanted to marry
on Rybnikova, and she, my Katenka, loved and suffered me"
ZOLOTNIKO Yes, at least speak Russian.
ALEXANDER She suffered, father, but she loved for me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, brother, you're out of your mind!
ALEXANDER Father, hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Get off, blockhead; crushed everything!
ALEXANDER No, I must, I want, I decided to make amends
crime "I am obliged to Katya; I cannot do otherwise: I am marrying
Katenka, on my Katenka.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, marry whom you want; you bored me at last. I'm giving you
a quarter of an hour to change my mind, and only there I order to be examined in the provincial
government and put me in a lunatic asylum. There will be no patience! Do you hear
Is there an answer in a quarter of an hour!
ALEXAND R Father! Hug only.
ZOLOTNIKOV Get off me you donkey!
PHENOMENON 14.
ALEXANDER(alone, walking around the room) No! Here's the position" Here's the position. I
I'm going to marry Katerina Ivanovna, that's decided; this is my sacred duty.. But
I asked for Marya Petrovna's hand; I excited her imagination" And what a girl
Marya Petrovna! Charm, ideal, reason death. , very much and I wanted to
to marry! Yes, here is Nastenka, niece, and it would not be bad on her
marry "That's the situation! They won't let you marry three, but not enough for one! Here
it's a tender heart! Here's what it brings! And then the priest with a knife stuck;
it was easy for him, after all, he married his mother, but what about me? Just killed
killed! Katenka, Nastenka, Masha; Nastenka, Mashenka, Katenka "What do I need
do? I'm dying in the bloom of years! (falls into a large-backed chair, so
it is not visible.)
EVENT 15.
DARIA SEMENOVNA I can't get enough of your Katenka, Agrafena
Grigorievna: in the full sense of the beauty!
KUBYRKINA Much mercy, Darya Semyonovna. Why don't you look at strangers! On the
your Mashenka, I have tea, you won’t have time to stop looking. We were talking about her the other day
General Akhlebova. That's a girl, you can say that a girl!
DARIA SEMENOVNA She kept everything to herself, but did you raise yours at home?
KUBYRKINA At home, Darya Semyonovna.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Please tell me what tricks exactly in the big
she lived in the light of the ages .. and what modesty, how she keeps herself!
KUBYRKINA I’m already pleased, Darya Semyonovna, that she is with your
Mashenka got closer. Believe me, it's been a month since we arrived, and I
I find that Katenka won a lot. Yes, from whom to adopt, if not from yours
Masha? Here is an exemplary girl and what a bell-ohm!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Bel fam, you mean.
KUBYRKINA Yes, mother, it's all the same" Well, there's nothing to say, feast for the eyes
your Masha.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And do you think your Katenka is not fun to look at?
KUBYRKINA What manners!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What a bon-ton!
KUBYRKINA What a pleasure!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What a touch of conversation!
KUBYRKINA It is impossible not to congratulate
DARIA SEMENOVNA From the side you will rejoice.
KUBYRKINA I'm surprised she's not married yet! Suitors something, I think, and
can't be counted!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, there is - fourteen generals got married.
KUBYRKINA(aside) Lying" just lying!
DARIA SEMENOVNA There were colonels and captains, the prince was alone. Only me
Mashenka is not bondage, let her choose herself. After all, she will have to live together, and not
to me. However, as a good friend, I can tell you a secret: today I
She spoke to her car.
KUBYRKINA Really? Here came a happy day, and I told Katenka
today.
DARIA SEMENOVNA My daughter is marrying a rich man; yeah, that's not the point
a good person. You may have heard about Alexander Zolotnikov?
KUBYRKINA what? Here are the rubbish! My daughter is marrying Zolotnikov; they
engaged for a long time, and now they decided again.
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, excuse me... he immediately asked for Mashenka's hand in marriage.
KUBYRKINA No, not Mashenka, but Katenka.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Masha, they tell you!
KUBYRKINA No, sir, Katenka "Your Masha, of course, is a nice girl,
however, where can she compare with my Katenka! It's not very noticeable, though.
however, everyone knows that she is a little crooked.
DARYA SEMENOVNA How? Masha my crooked side! Do you have eyes
lopsided! I will order her to undress in front of you. Crooked-sided! That's great! Not
did you get it from the fact that your daughter is all on cotton wool?
KUBYRKINA what? Is my daughter on cotton wool? I have a wadded coat, not a daughter, my
daughter is not a salop. My daughter was born as she is, and she only wears a dress
for decency. She has no one to deceive.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, and does not deceive; Zolotnikov for nothing that is not distant
mind, but not such a vulgar fool as to marry your daughter.
KUBYRKINA And why?
DARIA SEMENOVNA But because everyone knows that your daughter ran for
a hussar officer who laughed at her, and even abandoned her; and then poor
an orphan was slandered, who is not guilty either in soul or body. Noble
deed! Hussar himself told.
KUBYRKINA You dare say that to me.. You! And don't you think
everyone knows that your lopsided is in love with an Italian singer? Shame,
they say to look at her like she is sitting in an opera.. everyone laughs!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you seem to forget? I won't let you in
I command.
KUBYRKINA I won't go myself; and without you we will find, thank God, an acquaintance:
general's wife Akhlebova and better than you, may she find pleasure with me.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And I don’t hold back, mother, I don’t hold back!
KUBYRKINA Farewell, mother, I'll go for Katya. My leg is not with you
will be!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Good riddance!
KUBYRKINA And your daughter will not marry our fiancé .. she will not!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yours will sit in the girls!
KUBYRKINA I won't let you joke with me; my uncle is a senator, I will find
protect yourself! Leave as soon as possible so it doesn't get worse!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, I tell you, "Yes, I tell you," yes, this is unheard of rudeness! Yes you
don't mess with me like that! Farewell, I would not see you for a century!
EVENT 16.
ALEXANDER(from behind the chair) there she is! There she is! That's what she is!
One is crooked, the other is on cotton wool. One loves the hussars, the other the Italian" and both
They tell me I'm stupid! (running out from behind the chair) So no, not a fool! I don't
let me be fooled. I'll do it my way! I will choose the third, that is, the first,
not one or the other, but the third, that is, the first! Here she is, what kind of thing, here
she, here she is! (seeing Nastya) Yes, here she is! Wait, ma'am, let me
tell you two words.
NASTYA To me?
ALEXANDER Are you angry with me?
NASTYA For what?
ALEXANDER Well, well, admit that you are angry?
NASTYA Not at all.
ALEXANDER How! I showed you so much attention from the first time, and
then he turned to completely foreign subjects.
NASTYA So what!
ALEXAND R Let me first ask, do you have any relatives of the hussars?
NASTYA No.
ALEXANDER You don't sing Italian arias?
NASTYA I don't have a voice.
ALEXANDER What a precious girl you are! Nastasya "how about the father?
NASTYA Pavlovna.
ALEXANDER Nastenka! I solemnly offer my hand to you.
NASTYA Oh my god! Of course you are not healthy! Do not send for
doctor?
ALEXANDER You will be my doctor.
NASTYA Sorry, I don't have time" (wants to leave)
ALEXANDER(holding) No, decide first the fate of my life. Not
be embarrassed only; Tell me, would you be pleased if I married you?
NASTYA I wonder how you dare to talk to me like that. I'm poor
girl, but I will not allow cheeky jokes.
ALEXANDER Yes, please, I'm not kidding; I have a positive intention
marry you.
NASTYA Who told you that I should share this intention! Why are you
They took me to marry the first person I met? I know in Petersburg
rich suitors are not afraid of rejection, but for me there is much more in life
except for money. There, in the living room, they said now that you have two million, and,
I confess that on this occasion I heard so much that I felt disgusted.
However, it is not difficult for you to marry, just say the word "and the brides will come running
from all sides, and what I need is not a wallet, but a person whom I could
love and respect. Farewell!
ALEXANDER Nastasya Pavlovna! Listen to me.
NASTYA What for? You made a mistake in me: I'm not like the others "Where can you understand
the pride of a poor girl who, in the absence of other treasures, keeps
mental wealth? She will not exchange her soul for a luxury she does not need;
she can take pity and make her happy, because she values herself highly, but
never sell himself.
ALEXANDER So you refuse me, Nastasya Pavlovna?
NASTYA Decisively.
ALEXANDER And do you give up hope?
NASTYA Not the slightest.
ALEXANDER Listen, Nastasya Pavlovna, I am stupid, ridiculous, impudent, ignorant.
- whatever you want; only, really, I'm not a bad person. I have tender
heart; well, am I to blame; Well, believe me, I keep thinking how to get attached,
fall in love pretty, and then that's it! Soul something, soul something and whispers:
"Get attached, blockhead, get attached," - well, and here, as if on purpose, fate
teases. Now a hussar turns up, then some Italian, and I'm in the cold with
money! Well, what is this money to me, tell me yourself .. Everyone wants my money, but
me, no one wants me.
NASTYA(aside) He's really pathetic. (out loud) Look, don't
hurry up - you will find, maybe.
ALEXANDER Yes, I want you, Nastasya Pavlovna; you open my eyes. I
feel like a new person; take pity on my wealthy position.
NASTYA I told you my decisive answer. Rest assured that I
spoke to you out of conviction, and not out of empty coquetry. Don't be angry at
me; this lesson may be useful to you; when you get too forgetful
with some women, you will involuntarily remember that there are those who do not
only deserve, but even require respect.
(coldly sits down and leaves.)
PHENOMENON 17.
ALEXANDER Fu you, the abyss! It doesn't get any easier from time to time. Just now it was three
brides, and now none!
ZOLOTNIKOV(at the door) Well, have you made up your mind?
ALEXANDER Wait, wait"
ZOLOTNIKOV Whom to congratulate?
ALEXANDER Yes, with no one: refused!
ZOLOTNIKOV Who, Katya?
ALEXANDER No.
ZOLOTNIKOV Masha?
ALEXANDER Well no!
ZOLOTNIKOV So who is it?
MASHA(enters) Alexander Vasilyevich, what does this mean? Is it true that you
Did you propose to Katenka? Do you want to insult me? Only it's not like that
manage "I have a brother in the Caucasus .. You will not get rid of him. Hear
whether?
ALEXANDER I really don't understand what you want.
ZOLOTNIKOV here she is!
KUBYRKINA ( enters) She is already here, but what am I? I'll take it out, I won't leave
together. Marya Petrovna, I left a handkerchief in your room. Let
get.
MASHA(aside) How obnoxious! It came just in time! (out loud) Now
I'll bring
KUBYRKINA Sorry to bother you! (leaves)
KATIA(enters) Alexander Vasilievich, what have I learned? you wanted again
deceive me: you are marrying Masha. It's too much" It won't work for you
for nothing - my second cousin will stand up for me, will fight with you on
pistols, kill, certainly kill!
ZOLOTNIKOV This one is good too.
DARIA SEMENOVNA(enters) So it is, she has already picked up a good fellow: and I
for what? Katerina Ivanovna, your mother is calling you.
KATIA(aside) She came at the right time, so that she "(out loud) Where is she?
DARIA SEMENOVNA It seems to have gone here, I will take you (to the side)
I won't leave both.
ALEXANDER Hear, father, what a story.
ZOLOTNIKOV Be quiet!
NASTYA(walking across the stage) Ah, I thought you were gone.
ALEXANDER No, I'm going... I'm going." Nastasya Pavlovna, I'm in despair.
Kubyrkin, Katya, Masha, Darya Semyonovna run out of different doors and
rush at Alexander, patter and almost simultaneously.
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, it can't stay like this!
KUBYRKINA This should be explained!
MASHA Yes, please tell the truth!
KATIA I have suffered enough for you!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Did you marry my Mashenka?
KUBYRKINA Did you marry my Katenka?
DARIA SEMENOVNA I won't let you hurt my daughter.
KUBYRKINA And I will complain; My uncle is a senator.
KATIA So why are you bulging your eyes?
MASHA What are you standing in your tracks for? Speak up, explain!
ZOLOTNIKOV(running out) Sasha, Sasha! Are you here? Sasha, we are gone!
Dead! Trouble has happened! I'm bad!
ALEXANDER(with fear) Father! What happened to you?
ZOLOTNIKOV Bursted! Bursted!
ALEXANDER Who burst?
ZOLOTNIKOV Tambov.
ALL Tambov!
ALEXANDER What, an earthquake?
ZOLOTNIKOV That is, not Tambov, but the Tambov ransom, the pledges are all gone -
after all, two million was "all my fortune! Here is a letter received.
there was only one village left, and that one was under the hammer "Sasha! We have nothing more.
ALEXANDER Well, thank God! And I was so scared: I thought that with you
cholera has come! Well, why scream like that? You will not have money, but I
what, what am I on?
NASTYA(listening) Yes, he is a noble man!
MASHA Ah, poor Katerina Ivanovna!
KATIA Ah, unfortunate Marya Petrovna!
KUBYRKINA I feel sorry for you, Vasily Petrovich, here! You can say"
unpleasant contraction.
KATIA Kontrdans, mother.
KUBYRKINA Does not matter; you just have to humble yourself before Providence "your son
young; now he will settle down, as he marries Marya Petrovna.
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, your son wooed Katerina Ivanovna; I have her
I don’t beat off suitors - let them live happily.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, let me ask: who is marrying Sasha?
MASHA Of course not me!
KATIA Yes, and not me!
ZOLOTNIKOV(to Nastya) Isn't it you?
ALEXANDER No, father, she refused me and the rich one! Let's get out of here
it's time to take up the mind, money made my head spin, such
went crazy in the head. Now you have to be human. What are you
you think I'm a blockhead, a chair, some kind of beast, I don't feel what I do to you
must? You did your best for me, thank God, now mine
turn. I will provide for you, feed you, go to anything, to the store, to
day laborers, shoemakers, artisans, farm laborers, journalists,
writers! (to the audience) Gentlemen, does anyone have a seat? Without protection, you
you know, it's hard. Do not refuse, I will justify: honest, kind, devoted,
be satisfied! Well, let's go, father, let's be ourselves, and not an addition to
to your money. This lesson is worth all your wealth.
ZOLOTNIKOV Well, let's go.
NASTYA Wait a minute, Alexander Vasilievich, I'm to blame for you.
ALEXANDER You?
NASTYA I offended you just now, because I did not know your nobility
feelings.
ALEXANDER Do not speak, do not speak, otherwise the heart will go up again
bottom; I don't dare to marry now.
NASTYA And I can only now agree to your proposal; inside of me
a lot of pride and I feel that I can replace everything that you have lost. Here
you my hand.
ALEXAND R What do I hear? .. Nastenka "Nastasya pavlovna!
ZOLOTNIKOV My daughter! Hug me" Well, and you hug me, only in
last time.
KATIA How touching!
KUBYRKINA That's stupidity!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, tell me, Vasily Petrovich, how could this misfortune
happen to you?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, if you please, mother, it didn’t happen, but it could
just happen.
KUBYRKINA What does it mean?
ZOLOTNIKOV And this means that last year I gave up all
farming, and two million will go, so be it, Nastenka on pins.
Cunning, mother, sinful man! Here Sasha wanted to rescue his.
NASTYA So you fooled me?
DARIA SEMENOVNA It's out of hand!
MASHA Who is Nastya? After all, she did, she must have guessed.
KATIA I knew everything in advance; However, I'm very happy!
KUBYRKINA It doesn't look like anything; we will not let ourselves be fooled; I have
uncle senator!
SERVANT the guests have arrived.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Let's go, Masha. There is nothing for us to do here. And you,
mother, congratulations, master! Repaid for my troubles! Got everyone through!
NASTYA I tricked everyone, "They really think" This is unbearable! Not,
I'd rather say no.
ZOLOTNIKOV And who said that the word is sacred? No, if any sense
be afraid, and it will be impossible to live. No, let them say whatever they want, but we
a merry feast and for the wedding.
ALEXANDER Hurry, father!
ZOLOTNIKOV That's it! And you look at your wife, but knock the trifles out of your head, and
you will have joy and consolation, and not trouble from a tender heart.
ALEXAND R:
Having finished his adventures,
Now at this decisive hour,
I must ask for indulgence
For the writer and us.
We are afraid that we are tired
You console us, gentlemen,
So that the hearts of gentle trouble
The trouble did not come out really!
wolf song
Scenario for staging a Ukrainian folk tale in a home puppet theater
Characters:
Wolf
Fox
Grandfather
grandma
Dog
Narrator
In the foreground on the left is the hut of a grandfather with a woman, on the right are several snow-covered trees. In the background is the winter steppe.
Narrator
Not to find paths in the steppe -
Everything around is white-white,
And up to the windows
The snow has piled up.
Until the morning the blizzard swirled
Until the morning all over the earth
The snow witch was running around
On a magic broomstick.
And in the ravine the wolf is hungry
Howled sadly at the moon.
It is unlikely that even a rootless dog
I envied him.
A wolf emerges from behind the trees on the right.
Wolf
Woo! Oh, how chilly I am!
It's like rumbling in my stomach.
To the right, a Fox appears from behind the trees.
Fox
Yes, dude! And grandfather and grandmother
Sweet sleep on the stove.
They have a hen-Ryaba,
A cockerel is a songbird
Yes sheep...
Wolf (with a sigh)
I at least
Eat a pie with cabbage.
Fox
So let's go, let's sing.
Singing a song is not hard work!
Wolf
Okay, I'll sing a song to them,
Maybe they'll give you something!
The Fox and the Wolf slowly walk towards the hut.
Wolf and Fox (sing)
A white fluff falls from the sky.
Grandfather and woman have a cockerel!
grandma
Ah, dove grandfather,
Nice how they sing!
Give them a piece of cake
Otherwise they won't leave.
Grandfather
So after all, no, everything was distributed
Until the last blink.
wolf (disappointed)
Did we sing in vain?
Fox
We can take a rooster!
Grandfather takes out the cockerel to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandmother and Grandfather hide in the hut, Wolf and Fox go to the forest. The wolf begins to take the cockerel from the Fox.
Wolf
Give it to me! My poor belly
Adhered to the spine.
It's time for me to have lunch.
I sang so much that I was hoarse!
The fox hides the cockerel behind the trees.
Fox
Wait, we'll still make it
We feast with you.
If we're lucky, we can
Carry the chicken!
Fox and Wolf again go to the hut.
Fox and Wolf (sing)
From hill to hill - the path to the porch.
Grandfather and woman have a sheep in the hut!
The pillow is stuffed with swan's down.
The grandfather and the woman have a laying hen in the hut.
Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.
We sang a song, give gifts!
Grandma looks out of the window, Grandfather comes out of the hut.
Grandfather
Grandma, look back
They are not easy to carry!
grandma
But they sing, how nice!
Grandfather
Here are the shameless people!
(Wolf and Fox)
Nothing to treat you, brothers,
Stop standing under the window!
wolf (disappointed)
Yes, but I tried so hard!
Fox
We can take a hen too!
Grandfather brings the hen to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandmother and Grandfather hide in the hut, Wolf and Fox go to the forest. The wolf begins to take the chicken from the Fox.
Wolf
Let's finally eat
From the bottom of my heart... from the bottom of my heart...
Fox
No, let's go back to the farm.
Kumanek, don't rush!
Wait, we'll still make it
We feast with you.
If we're lucky, we can
And carol a sheep!
The fox hides the chicken behind the trees and, together with the Wolf, again goes to the hut.
Fox and Wolf (sing)
From hill to hill - the path to the porch.
Grandfather and woman have a sheep in the hut!
Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.
We sang a song, give gifts!
Grandfather looks out of the window, Grandma comes out of the hut.
grandma
Hear, grandfather, they sing again,
Nice caroling!
We must give them presents!
Grandfather
I will kill them now!
grandma
All right, Grandpa. It can't be like that!
Fox
We want sheep!
Wolf
Grandpa, bring her here
Get off the stove!
Grandfather takes out a lamb to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandmother and Grandfather hide in the hut, Wolf and Fox go to the forest. The wolf begins to take the sheep from the Fox.
wolf (joyfully)
Eat hunting, save no!
Well, let's share!
Fox
Maybe he hid that grandfather,
Early fun!
The fox hides the sheep behind the trees and, together with the Wolf, returns to the hut.
Fox and Wolf (sing)
From hill to hill, the path to the porch
Grandfather and grandmother have a good heart!
Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.
We sang a song, give gifts!
Grandma looks out of the window.
grandma
Fathers, they are coming again!
Grandfather comes out of the hut with a bag.
Grandfather
The stick is crying for them!
About the sides of such and a rod
Don't mind breaking!
(Wolf and Fox)
Here, take whatever you have
Everything we are rich in!
Wolf
Maybe the calf is here?
The fox grabs the bag and starts to run.
Wolf
Stop, Lisa! Where are you going?
The wolf catches up with the Fox and starts to take away the bag. Grandfather and Grandma hide in the hut.
Fox
Get away! Everything is mine here!
I don't want to share!
Wolf
We sang the song together!
Give it here, fox!
The Wolf and the Fox snatch the bag from each other, it is untied, and the Dog jumps out of it and starts chasing the Fox and the Wolf.
Dog
Woof! Woof! Woof! Here's to you now
I'll give away gifts!
Fox
Get off! Don't touch us!
Wolf
It's all fox!
Fox
Take it all, take it all!
Cockerel, laying hen ...
Dog
And give the sheep
Red thief!
The Wolf and the Fox are hiding behind the trees, the Dog behind them. After a while, the Dog appears with a cockerel, a hen and a sheep and carries them to the hut.
Narrator
Covered the blizzard again
Stitches and paths.
Walk on your own
Cats don't come out.
And about the wolf and the fox
They forgot in that house
'Cause they carol
Didn't go anymore!
End.
Preview:
cat and fox
Scenario for staging a Russian folk tale in a home puppet theater
Characters:
man
Cat
Fox
Wolf
Bear
Hare
Forest. There are several trees in the foreground on the left. In the middle in the foreground is a large tree, bushes under it. To the right is Lisa's hut. On the left, a man comes out from behind the trees. He hardly pulls a bag behind him, in which the cat moves and plaintively meows.
Cat
Have pity on me, master!
Oh, where are they taking me?
Man (with a sigh)
Everyone chooses his own fate!
cat (desperately)
Don't leave me in the forest!
I'm fluffy, I'm good
I can sing songs!
man
Have you eaten sour cream?
Cat
No, horse!
man
Stop lying!
Cat
Then a bear!
man
Well, who does not catch mice?
They destroyed my whole house.
Ate bread, a bag of carrots -
All hard-earned!
Cat
You, master, do not worry
I will agree with them.
The man releases the cat from the bag.
man
You don't stick your head in my yard,
I'll deal with them myself.
I'll get another cat
What does not sleep on the stove.
The cat jumps at the man's feet.
Cat
No, master!
man
Everything, not a word!
The man turns and walks out of the forest.
Cat (angrily)
Murderers! Executioners!
I served him for three years -
Every year for ten years.
It's because of the sandwich
Sends to the next world!
I guarded the oven regularly,
Day and night, rain and snow.
I am a full member of the family
I'm the best in the village!
Nothing, he will understand
What is not to be found.
Oh, I'm out of a job!
And where to go now?
A cat with a lowered head slowly walks towards a large tree. A fox appears from behind the bushes to meet him. The cat immediately turns its nose up.
Fox
Good fellow, tell me
Who is it, where does it come from?
You make friends with me
I will be a faithful friend.
Cat
I am the rarest animal in the world
English breed.
To you at distant lands
Sent by the warlord!
I am Kotofey Ivanovich,
Complain, love!
Fox (ingratiatingly)
Oh, forgive me
Strictly do not judge!
My house is the best in the forest,
I live in it alone.
The fox hugs the cat.
Fox
Kitty, you respect the Fox,
I will be like family!
Are you not married at all?
Cat
Single!
Fox
Well, fine!
Cat
Yes, I need a wife.
Chur, I'm in charge of the house!
The cat and the Fox go to the Fox's house and go inside. After a while, the Fox comes out of the house with a basket, and the Cat looks out the window.
Fox
Dear Kitty, I'm going
I'll get a duck.
Cat
Okay, Lisonka, I'm waiting.
Fox
I'll be there in an hour!
The cat hides in the house, and the Fox goes to the big tree.
Fox (singing)
Red girls, don't wait
Marry yourself
After all, behind a man's back
Like behind a stone wall!
The fox comes out from behind a big tree. A wolf comes out to meet her from behind the trees on the left.
wolf (hoarsely)
Hey Lisa! Where are you going?
What are you carrying in your basket?
Give it to me!
The wolf is trying to look into the basket. The fox jumps to the side.
Fox
Well, don't touch!
Get out of the way!
The fox backs away, the wolf advances.
Fox
Don't wait for treats!
wolf (terribly)
I stronger then you!
Fox
I'm sorry, look
Husband Kotofey.
He will give you a paw in the forehead!
wolf (bewildered)
And where did it come from?!
Yes, and who is he to
Was I afraid of him?
Fox (proudly)
He is the rarest animal in the world
English breed.
To us for distant lands
Sent by the warlord!
Kotofeya himself
I am now a wife!
The wolf walks away respectfully.
Wolf
Here's a look at him
Even with an eye, my friend!
Fox
What are you, what are you! Kotofey
An angry beast hurts -
Eat a hundred devils for breakfast
And will not be full!
Don't come, brother, here
You like him
It's not even the hour, it'll zader
He has the right!
wolf (scared)
Fox
Bring a lamb.
And don't you dare enter the house
Wait for us at the ravine.
Better bury yourself
To not offend.
Now get out of the way!
Wolf
I have never seen in my life
For someone to be so fierce!
You will have a lamb.
Give me what I want
Children to you, twins.
The wolf bows and runs away, hiding behind a large tree. Fox goes on.
Fox (singing)
If the husband is respected,
That wife is not offended -
I'm behind my husband's back
Like behind a stone wall!
The fox is hiding in the forest on the left. The Bear crawls out from behind the bushes under a large tree and slowly walks towards the forest.
Bear (singing)
You will spend a day in a raspberry
You won't be full anyway!
Stop spouting nonsense
I'll go to the forest for honey!
A fox with a duck comes out of the forest on the left towards the Bear and tries to pass him. The bear stops her.
Bear
Stop, Lisa. Come here
Duck and bast.
Maybe then you
I'll give way.
Fox
Clubfoot, get out of the way!
Bear (terribly)
I stronger then you!
Fox (sarcastically)
I'm sorry, look
Husband Kotofey.
He won't spare you!
Bear (puzzled)
I didn't meet him.
He is a hunter al bandit,
For me to be afraid?
Fox (proudly)
He is the rarest animal in the world
English breed.
To us for distant lands
Sent by the warlord!
Kotofeya himself
I am now a wife!
The bear backs off.
Bear
Would like to look at him
Just a glance, my friend.
Fox
What are you, what are you! My husband is
An angry beast hurts -
It's scary even for me
I'm afraid to be killed.
Don't come, brother, here
You like him
It's not even the hour, it'll zader
He has the right!
Bear (scared)
What to do? What do i do?
Fox
Bring the bull to us.
And don't you dare enter the house.
Bear
I will not enter!
Fox
Better bury yourself
To not offend.
I'm in a hurry, step aside!
The bear lets Fox go, she goes to her house.
Bear (thoughtfully)
Wait and see!
The bear goes into the forest, and the Fox enters the house. After some time, a wolf with a lamb comes out from behind the trees on the left and goes to a large tree.
wolf (trembling)
How scary, well, just horror!
Scary, no urine!
The wolf, before reaching the tree, sits down.
Wolf
Need to rest a little
Something very scary!
A Bear with a bull appears from behind the trees on the left, approaches the Wolf and stops.
Bear
Hey, great, brother Levon,
Is it far from the luggage?
Wolf (with a sigh)
Bow to Kotofey.
Bear (also with a sigh)
Yes, I'm there too!
The Bear and the Wolf, each with their own gift, approach the Fox's house. Gifts are left, and they themselves return to the big tree.
Bear
Listen, come down, knock,
Just be quiet.
wolf (whispers)
You, Mikhalych, don't shout,
Suddenly they hear.
Oh, I won't go there
You better try.
Bear (also in a whisper)
No, I'd rather wait
He's a special animal!
A hare runs out from behind the trees on the left.
Wolf
Stop! Come here oblique!
We really need you.
Bear
Call a cat with a fox
Here is their supper.
The hare runs to the hut.
Bear (Wolf)
I climbed a tree
Gotta get buried!
The bear climbs up and settles on the top of the tree. The wolf tries to climb up, but it doesn't work. He hides in the bushes.
Wolf
Okay, time is running out.
Yes, and it will fit!
The hare knocks on the door.
Hare
Is there anyone at home? Knock knock!
Hey welcome guests!
Come out! Knock knock!
Where are you? Open!
Lisa looks out the window.
Fox
What kind of guests? Who's come?
Hare (scared)
The wolf came with the bear.
Fox
It is very good.
(to the hut)
Honey, we're neighbors.
There is a roar in the house. The hare runs all the way to the forest and hides behind the trees. The wolf is not visible behind the bushes. The bear bows its head. The fox disappears into the house and soon leaves it with the cat. The bear looks out.
Bear (Wolf)
Something not great
Looks unassuming.
In vain they brought gifts!
But how fluffy!
Suddenly the cat pounces on the gifts.
Cat
Mau! Mau!
Bear (Wolf)
Not great
But very greedy!
"Not enough, not enough!" - He speaks,
He wants to eat us too.
Let me take a look too
You can't see through the leaves.
Bear
Here's a glutton, just horror!
How is he not ashamed!?
The wolf peeks out from behind the bushes. The bushes are swaying. The cat jumps into the bushes and clings to the Wolf.
Cat
Meow! There must be a mouse in here!
I will catch her!
Wolf (horrified to Bear)
Help, why are you sitting?
He breaks me!
The wolf throws off the cat and runs into the forest. The cat is climbing a tree.
Bear (in a panic)
And he saw me
I need to be saved!
The bear falls from the tree and runs into the forest after the wolf.
Bear
He wanted to kill me!
Help, brothers!
The bear disappears behind the trees, the Fox approaches the tree.
Fox (following the Bear and the Wolf)
Grandmother (with a sigh)
How can we be with you, Grandfather?
What to cook dinner from?
I scraped through the bottom of the barrel,
Only a mouse was found there!
We don't have you in the pantry
No cabbage, no carrots,
Know you'll have to disappear!
Grandfather
Gotta sell something!
I'll take it to the market
Our favorite samovar.
Grandma, you clean it.
He's like nothing!
For him, they would give a fiver.
grandma
We've already sold it!
Grandfather
Yes really? Here's the trouble
How do we drink tea then?
Okay, look in the chest!
grandma
A spider has been living there for a long time.
At the market for him
They won't give us anything.
We'd better sell the hat!
Grandfather
Have you forgotten, Grandma,
What did I sell for a penny
Hat and bought a hen.
Chick-chick!
Ryaba Hen appears from under the table between Grandfather and Grandmother and flaps its wings.
Hen Ryaba
Ko-ko-ko!
Here I am, Grandfather, not far!
I didn't just come
I laid an egg for you.
Chicken Ryaba takes an egg out from under the table, gives it to Babka and leaves the hut, hiding behind a log wall. Grandmother puts an egg on the table, goes to the stove and takes out a frying pan from behind it.
Grandmother (joyfully)
That's great for lunch
I'll make an omelette!
Grandma puts the frying pan on the table and knocks on it with an egg. The testicle does not beat.
Grandma (surprised)
And the testicle is not just
And the testicle is sharp,
And it seems to me that it
Bone and smart!
Grandfather gets up from the table and goes to Grandma.
Grandfather
This grief is not a problem!
Come on, Grandma, give it here.
I'll split it in two!
Grandfather takes an egg and tries to break it on a frying pan. Beats his hand on the testicle. Grandma blows on her.
grandma
So there was no worries!
They tell you it
Bone and smart!
Grandfather puts an egg in a frying pan. Grandfather and Grandma sit at the table.
Grandfather
We should call for help!
grandma
Get out, for God's sake!
We won't eat an egg
And we won't give it to others
After all, the chicken from it
Born - wow!
You go for chicken.
Grandfather
You, Grandma, look after
For an unbreakable testicle.
Grandfather comes out of the hut, hiding behind a log wall on the right.
Chick-chick! Bird, bird!
Grandmother takes out an egg, puts it on the table, takes a frying pan and carries it to the stove. A mouse appears from under the table, climbs onto the table, takes an egg in its paws and sniffs it.
mouse
I would like cheese! I'm a mouse!
Grandma, seeing the mouse, runs to the table and swings a frying pan at her.
grandma
Get out, villain! Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh!
The mouse throws the egg down and hides under the table. Grandmother drops the frying pan behind the screen and grabs her head.
grandma
Grandpa, come here!
Grandfather immediately runs out from behind a log wall.
Grandfather
So what happened?
Grandmother (wailing)
A mouse ran across the table
Only I said: "Shoo!"
How she wagged her tail
Turned everything upside down
And the egg rolled ...
Oops, it's broken! Oops, it's broken!
Grandfather (in hearts)
Ooh, villain! Oh, trouble!
I will never forgive her!
Here comes the misfortune!
Oops, it's broken! Oops, it's broken!
Grandfather and Grandmother sit next to the table and cry. Ryaba Hen appears from behind a log wall and approaches the table.
Hen Ryaba
What are you, Grandma, what are you, Grandfather?
Al failed omelette?
Grandfather
A mouse ran across the table
The grandmother told her: “Shoo!”
And she wagged her tail
Turned the house upside down
And the egg rolled ...
Grandfather and Grandmother (in chorus)
Oops, it's broken! Oops, it's broken!
Chicken Ryaba stands between Grandma and Grandfather and hugs them.
Hen Ryaba
Full of crying and sobbing
I'll take another one for you -
Not simple, golden!
Buy a bag of eggs
And all will be well!
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"A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it"
Music from the cartoon "Last year's snow was falling." coming out man- he is dressed in felt boots and three-pieces, on his shoulder he has a cardboard ax:
Already sent so sent! I've been circling the forest for the third hour, I've seen enough of these fairy tales and these storytellers. And there is no normal Christmas tree! Here's the problem. And most importantly - some fairy tales are all wrong, not the same as before. Everything seems to be the same as before, but the feeling that someone somewhere has changed something! As soon as I entered the forest, and here is what happened to me...
Kolobok
A young man in a T-shirt with a yellow smiling smiley enters the stage. Behind him, limping, goes Grandma:
Granddaughters, and the girls all went so impudent! Shame alone, not girls! She not only has ears, but in general her whole face is studded with iron, this tattoo, like a convict's mother, or she will put it on herself - Slava Zaitsev crosses herself and cries quietly in the corner. Do not mess with them, granddaughters!
Kolobkov:
Well bah, I need them, these girls ..! I went, the guys and I agreed to meet ...
The grandmother leaves, Kolobkov "sets off" to the song "Limonia Country".
Zaykina jumps out to meet him from behind the scenes. This is a real glamorous blonde - eyelashes, nails, hair, an abundance of pink and fur.
Zaikin(he speaks languidly, drawing out his words):
Kolobkov! Where are you heading to?
Kolobkov:
Zaikin, shoo from the road, I go myself and go ...
Zaikin:
I just had a thought…
Kolobkov:
You thought? What a surprise!
Zaikin:
Should I invite Kolobkov to some cafe? Tiramisu, cappuccino, so beautiful. I... I think it's a good idea!
Kolobkov:
Zaikin, I don’t want to upset you, but ...
I am Kolobkov, Kolobkov,
Born by engineers
TV scientist,
Granny warned...
I left my grandmother
And left my grandfather
From you, Zaikin, and even more so I will leave!
You think for yourself - where do I, a simple schoolboy from an average family, get so much money to drag you and your false nails to cafes and feed tiramisu? Adieu, my fluffy rodent!
Kolobkov... Come with us to the cemetery today.
Kolobkov:
Volkova, damn it! Nevermind an invitation! I see you, I have a desire to cover myself with a blanket and in no case hang my legs or arms from the bed - what if you hid under my bed, and how you grab it! And you still call me to the cemetery!
Volkova:
It will be fun, Kolobkov. Let's howl at the moon, let's celebrate a black mass. Quiet, calm, no adults ...
Kolobkov(inwardly):
Grandma is right, right in everything ... Hey, Volkova:
He sings his song, adding the line:
I'll run away from you, Volkov!
Towards Kolobkov, Medvedev comes out - a girl of a VERY dense physique, roughly speaking - full.
Medvedev:
Kolobkov! Come to our house for lunch today! Mom and I made dumplings, baked pies, fried donuts. Look at my embroidery, I spent so many evenings on them ...
Kolobkov:
As I understand it, really, only Kolobkov is not enough for your plush table. Medvedeva, you are my weeping willow, you are my wise Vasilisa, but I don’t even know what this embroidery of yours looks like!
Sings his song, adding the last line:
And from you, Medvedev, I will leave!
Lisichkina comes out to meet Kolobkov. The girl is like a girl, only red.
Lisichkin:
Hello Kolobkov. It's good that I met you. You, they say, understand computers, but something just happened to mine - it doesn’t load. Maybe if you have a free minute, you can take a look?
Kolobkov:
Lisichkina, I'm in a hurry.
Sings his song, adding:
And Lisichkin will leave you.
Lisichkin:
So I told you - as free time will be. And you know what? You will help me with a computer, and I will help you with an essay, otherwise the class sobbed over your epic creation for the last time. Let's do it - you give me a computer, and I give you an essay!
Kolobkov:
But it’s true, the end of the year is coming soon, and I have something obscene in literature. And, let her write, and it’s not difficult for me to see what she has there with the computer ... Let's go, Lisichkina, we'll see. Do you have any wood?
Chatting, they leave.
coming out man:
Did you see? I'll be wrong if that Fox didn't eat it! And everything seems to be according to the plot, but doubts torment me. Or here's another - I go further, I go out to the edge ...
Crane and Heron
A young man comes out from behind the scenes - Zhuravlev:
All the guys in the class have girls. And some manage to meet with several at once. And I'm worse? The heron looked at me like that yesterday, she probably likes me. Maybe call her, ask how she is doing on the personal front, and if not, then drive up to her carefully?
Dials a number. Tsaplina emerges from another backstage. Her phone rings, she picks up the phone:
Hello, I'm listening...
Hey Czaplin. What are you doing?
Ah, Zhuravlev, hello. Yes, I’m not doing anything, I’m sitting in Contact.
And tell me, Tsaplina, in good spirits, do you need a strong, handsome, courageous young man, in the full bloom of 16 years old? If you need it, here I am!
Zhuravlev, have you fallen from an oak tree? Who is the strong one here? Who could not pass the push-up standard for two weeks? And who is handsome? Yes, even the Lyagushkin sisters shy away from you in all directions, and it would seem that there are three of them, and not a single guy has one, they could have gotten along. Your masculinity is a big question, you, they say, when you watch melodramas, you sob in three streams! Why do I need such a treasure?
Well, Tsaplin! You're just some kind of slut! (to himself) This is a bummer.
Hangs up, goes backstage.
Heron:
Look, you think! In guys, he stuffs himself with me ... He is handsome, ha-ha-ha ... (thinks). Well, actually ... his eyes are really wonderful. And then he screwed up with push-ups because of a cold, but he runs faster than anyone, and plays basketball great. And about the melodrama it is still unknown - he is watching, or is it such a joke. And in principle, let him look, I myself love them ... In vain offended the guy. We need to call him back.
Dials Zhuravlev's number. He comes out of the wings, picks up the phone:
Yes. Well, what else do you want, Tsaplina? Didn't you say everything?
You know, Gray, I think I got excited. If you have not changed your mind, then I am ready to accept your offer to meet!
What? Sentence? Yes, I was joking, Tsaplina! How could it even occur to you that I would want to date you? What do you think, there are no other pretty birds in our swamp, or what? Yes, the same Mashka Lyagushkina - her legs are longer, and her waist is thinner, and everything else is also in place!
You are a pig, Zhuravlev! I will definitely not forgive you for comparing with Lyagushkina!
Hangs up. Goes backstage.
Zhuravlev:
It seems to me that I really am a pig. Well, I like her, to be honest. She is not only pretty, but also smart, she will help if something happens with her studies ... I call ... I hope she doesn’t send me to the swamp!
Tsaplina comes out, answers the call:
Zhuravlev, if you call me to tell me something else about the charms of the other Lyagushkin sisters, then it was not worth the trouble. They are notorious beauties!
No, Tsaplin. I want to apologize, but still think about my proposal to meet ...
Zhuravlev, Christmas trees! Not! Go kiss Masha, suddenly she will turn into a princess!
Both go backstage.
coming out man:
They still haven't come to an agreement. They call a friend. But I can confuse something, but in a fairy tale they went to each other, were there no phones in a fairy tale? And what phones are in the swamp? But it was the last episode that finally got me:
Hen-Ryaba
There is a table and two chairs on stage. A boy and a girl come out. The guy is wearing a tracksuit and cap, the girl is in a miniskirt, in heels, but also in a sports windbreaker. They behave loosely. They sit on chairs, click seeds.
Guy:
Hey, Maha, what do you think Ryabov gave us a report on history?
Young woman:
Why, do you think he dares not to roll?
They roar stupidly. A young man enters, Ryabov, who looks like a typical "nerd":
Young woman:
And play, come on.
Ryabov:
But we agreed that the report will be done by the three of us! And what should I do now, write a new one for myself?
Guy:
Well, like, if you don't want to, don't write. You will get a couple ... And don’t blather there, otherwise ... (shows his fist)
A call rings out. The girl opens the door
Oh, Myshkin... Hello!
Myshkin enters - a healthy guy, about two meters tall.
Well, what do you have here? Ryabov? And what are you doing here?
Guy:
Yes, he kind of asked for a visit. He says, show him the tricks, self-defense type. He's leaving now.
Myshkin:
We, they say, have a report on history on the nose, and I - neither sleep nor spirit.
The boy and girl look at each other in fear. Ryabov clears his throat, straightens his glasses, takes a step forward, obviously wants to say something.
Guy(interrupts):
Ryabov, go ahead, whoever you told! Then all receivers!
Myshkin:
What is it on your table? Paper? Is there anything printed on it?
Beret, reads in warehouses:
- "Gold of the Scythians". Op-pa! History report! I successfully entered! Who rolled?
Ryabov:
They rolled on! Well, they are not only good at tricks, they are also real erudite!
Myshkin:
So, I'm taking this, and you, if you are so smart, will write to yourself! I'm off, let's go!
Guy:
Ryabov .., a “bad” person, so what have you done? Now I’ll really show you a couple of tricks, but you probably won’t like it.
Young woman:
I now have a couple on the history of the house so-and-and-something will be!
Ryabov:
Yeah, why didn't you stop Myshkin?
Guy:
Yes, he will lay me down with one left.
Ryabov:
Okay, don't cry, grandfather, don't cry, woman ... I'll write you another report, but let's do it for three. How do you like the topic: "Gold Rush" in the Wild West - the causes of "?
Young woman:
Ryabov, dear, sit down and write quickly ...
They go backstage.
coming out man, this time dragging a Christmas tree (artificial).
Phew, now you can go home. I got tired of these misunderstandings. Look what is being ripped off! The main thing is not to meet anyone else at the exit from the forest, otherwise I will completely go crazy.
Runs out it Wife:
Oh my God, there you are! And I've searched all over the forest for you! I’ll ask Kolobok, then the Heron, the Mouse out, ran, waved her tail in your direction, so I came out to you. What are you, a fool, walking around all day?
Man:
Yes, you won’t believe it, maybe I ate something wrong, only your Gingerbread Man and Mouse are no longer the same. Have you noticed anything strange?
Wife:
You understand a lot. What time is now? Here is what time, such and fairy tales. Yes, you also have a saying, you probably forgot: “A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!”. Let's go, miserable, go cold ...
They hug, they leave. The final music from the cartoon "Last year's snow was falling" sounds.
Creative tasks for the theater studio in kindergarten and primary school
Murashova Natalia Yurievna Teacher additional education MBOU secondary school No. 58, Khabarovsk.Target: Theatricalization of the famous fairy tale in kindergarten.
Tasks:
- Adapt well-known fairy tales for short theatrical productions;
- To organize conditions for creative self-expression of a group of children;
- Develop improvisation skills among future KVN players.
Description: The idea to remake the Russians folk tales for short improvisations came to me a long time ago. Just then, I was developing and testing my theater circle program for various parallels. "Golden Key", "Little Red Riding Hood", and "Scarlet Flower" went to the middle level, and I rewrote these fairy tales for elementary school. But, I think, in kindergarten they will be even more appropriate (you can slightly rewrite the lines in the Kolobok fairy tale, since I did it for grade 4). Somewhere else I had a fairy tale about Masha and the three bears ... but after years of prescription, the printout disappeared somewhere. I'll find it and post it later.
Such an impromptu theater will be useful to many: educators, teachers of additional education, leaders of the theater circle, animators and interested parents. It can be used on any children's day birthday, celebration of the birthday in the classroom, in the classroom theater circle in kindergarten or elementary school, in all sorts of events dedicated to the week of the theater.
Progress:
Each participant in the action is given a sheet with one single phrase, which he will have to say every time he hears his "name" (role).
It is important to explain that you need to say your phrase each time in a different way: with different emotions corresponding to the situation.
It is extremely important to rehearse a couple of times in advance.
"HEN RYABA"
Characters:
Grandfather - "Old age is not joy"
Grandmother - "Youth is not life!"
Chicken Ryaba - "Where-tah-tah!"
Egg - "And I'm with a surprise!"
Mouse - “Well, they can’t do anything without me!”
THEATER - IMPROMTE (text read by an adult)
Grandfather lived (replica) and Baba (replica). And they had Ryaba Hen (replica). Demolished Hen (replica) Testicle (replica)- not a simple, but a golden Egg (replica). Grandfather (replica) beat-beat, did not break. Woman (replica) beat-beat, did not break. A Mouse (replica) ran, waved her tail ... Testicle (remark indignantly) rolled, fell and broke. Grandfather crying, baba (sobbing, says his line) crying, and the hen (replica) cackles. "Don't cry, grandfather (replica) don't cry baba (replica), I will lay you another testicle (remark offended). Not gold, but simple. And from that time the Hen Ryaba became (replica) every day by testicle (another egg runs out and says a line: And I'm with a surprise!) carry. And then two (second egg runs out: Me too!), or even three (another one runs out: Yes, we are all here with surprises!). But there were no gold ones among them.
All artists go to bow.
"KOLOBOK"
Characters:
Old man - "I want to eat!"
The old woman - "Where is my frying pan!"
Gingerbread man - "They won't catch up with us!"
Hare - "Jump-jump, and I'm hungry like a wolf." (possible in a vest, like an airborne officer)
Wolf - “Shnyaga shnyaga - common life. U-U-U-U" (possible with guitar)
Bear - "I'm the strongest here!" (the largest or, conversely, the smallest actor)
Lisa - "I don't eat koloboks, better give me mushrooms"
TEXT
Lived - were an old man (replica) with the Old Woman (replica). Once an old woman (replica) broomed the barn, scraped the barrels, kneaded the dough, baked Kolobok (replica) and put it on the window to cool off. Tired of Kolobok (replica) lie on the window and he rolled from the window sill - to the mound, from the mound - to the porch, from the porch - to the path ...
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him the Hare (replica). Sang Kolobok (replica) song and rolled on, only the Hare (remark offended) and saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him the Wolf (replica). Sang Kolobok (replica) song and rolled on, only the wolf (replica) and saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him Bear (replica bass). Sang Kolobok (replica) song and rolled on, only Bear (replica) and saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him Fox (replica). Sang Kolobok (replica) a song, but while singing, Fox (remark, rubbing paws) quietly crept up and ate.
Here the fairy tale ends. Who watched - well done!
"TEREMOK"
Characters:
Teremok (2 persons)“Come in, make yourself at home!” (holding hands)
Mouse - "I'm a mouse" (scratches behind ear)
Frog - "I am a frog" (jumping)
Hedgehog - "I am a four-legged hedgehog"
Rook - "I am a foreign rook - fenkyu very much" (flapping wings)
Donkey - "And I'm a sad donkey - before the elections and after"
Bear - "I'll crush everyone now!"
Text(adult reads, pausing for remarks)
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here on the field-field Mouse (replica) runs, ran and knocks at Teremok. And the mouse became (replica) live.
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here is a field-field Frog (replica) runs, ran closer and knocks. Mouse peeked out (replica) and began to call the Frog (replica) live together.
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here is a field-field Hedgehog (replica) running, he ran to the door and knocked. And became a mouse (replica) yes frog (replica) call for (waving paws) to yourself Hedgehog (replica) live together.
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here above the Grach field (remark important) flies, sank near the door and knocked. And became a mouse (replica), Frog (replica) yes hedgehog (replica) call Grach (replica) live together.
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here on the field-field Donkey (replica) goes, he went up to the door and knocks .. And the Mouse became (replica), Frog (replica), Hedgehog (replica) Yes Rook (replica) invite Donkey to live together.
Standing in the Teremok field (replica) He is neither low nor high. Here is a field-field Bear (replica) wandering, he went to the door and roars .. Frightened Mouse (fearful response), Frog (fearful response), Hedgehog (fearful response), Rook (fearful response) and Donkey (fearful response) Yes, and jumped out of Teremok (fearful response). A Bear (replica) climb on the roof (hugging the "teremok" by the shoulders) and crushed Teremok (remark in chorus and in a dying voice).
Here is the end of the story! Every viewer is great!
Actors take a bow